the worst part ab having online friends is that to maintain the friendship you actually sort of have to have conversations with them. if we were all irl friends i would invite you into my home, give u my xbox controller & let u play a game on my bed while i lie next to u and coexist in ur space and backseat game you
For context, she is responding to grooming allegations from multiple former fans who have come forth with literal screenshots of her asking them their favorite sex positions despite every single person in those group chats being a minor while Colleen was in her 30s. She sent one of these underage fans underwear. There are also videos coming out from her current live show where he sticks a minors hand down her pants on stage and another where she describes a teens outfit as looking like porn. She facilitated an environment that clearly normalized and encouraged poor boundaries with minors who were enamored by their favorite influencer talking to them
She spends the whole time flip flopping between the accusations being total fabrications and that she just made a mistake, providing no evidence beyond saying that it’s mean and everyone is just jumping on a hatewagon. She scripted this whole fucking song and couldn’t even pick a narrative to stick with
Plus, the last time she “apologized” for these accusations, she sent all of her fans to harass and bully her victim because she knew that she could bury it
This was her second chance to get it right and actually respond and instead she pulled out the ukulele and scripted in her dramatic sighs at just the right moment. She even opens by saying that her team said it was a bad idea to respond this way yet she wanted to do it anyway like an idiot
people who have not worked in the service industry in years (if at all, ever) will be like “you have to work SATURDAYS? 😰” yeah man things you guys go to are open those days. So there i must fucking be
[image description: an instagram story q&a. someone has sent in the question “how do i start a conversation with my crush?” the answer is a screenshot of a list reading:
- the flagellation of christ
- david cronenberg’s filmography
- hole
- frankenstein
- simone weil’s waiting on god
- joan of arc
- father figures in media
- putting cigarettes out on each other
the person answering the question has added: “these topics are guaranteed to work 💯👍" at the bottom. /end image description]
“You never know what’s around the corner. It could be everything. Or it could be nothing. You keep putting one foot in front of the other, and then one day you look back and you’ve climbed a mountain.”
